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JustinBoundz Christmas Cards
Do you have the gift, the paper, and the bow, but still need the card? Consider JustinBoundz Christmas cards, now available at a major golf retailer near you!
Pushcart Prize Nomination
I’m happy to announce that the editors at The Citron Review have nominated my micro-fiction story “Still Life” for a 2016 Pushcart Prize.
Still Life
My gratitude to The Citron Review and founding editor, Aaron Gansky for publishing my micro-fiction story, “Still Life,” in their fall issue.
The Mess We Made
Many thanks to Miami University and the excellent staff at Oxford Magazine for publishing my essay, “The Mess We Made.”
It Takes Balls to Play Golf
Remember that time your dad tried to teach you how to hit a knockdown and nearly neutered himself? Sure, this Father’s Day you could show him your appreciation by sending him a belated get well soon card, or even a thank you card for not making you an only child. But some dads have fragile egos. So it may be best to send a JustinBoundz Greeting Card instead, and a sleeve a balls to help replace those he’s lost.
Naughty or Nice?
If you’re not sure where you stand with Santa, then how about tipping the scales in your favor by leaving more than just milk and cookies by the hearth this Christmas?
Sure, Kris Kringle always enjoys a good midnight snack, but a JustinBoundz Christmas card will have him ho-ho-hoing the whole night through, and might be just enough to keep coal out of your stocking this year!
Stocking Stuffer Gift Guide
Once again our dedicated staff has scoured the Internet, finding the best and most unique golf gifts to help complete all your holiday shopping needs! For a sleeve of Christmas-themed golf balls CLICK HERE. For a candy cane filled with tees CLICK HERE. For a bedazzled Santa ball marker CLICK HERE. For a puntastic golf ornament CLICK HERE. And for the ultimate stocking stuffer CLICK HERE.
JustinBoundz Cyber Monday
You just woke up from a three day tryptophan-induced coma to realize that you missed all the Black Friday sales, but crowds are always a hassle and, besides, you’re as tech savvy as they come. Two or three cups of joe and a few clicks of a mouse will get you back on track for all your holiday shopping. You can get warmed up by adding a few JustinBoundz Christmas cards to the ol’ virtual shopping cart by clicking HERE. They’re sure to make the season that much brighter for all the golfers in your life!
Christmas Can Wait
JustinBoundz Christmas cards are now available at a golf store near you, but don’t buy any…at least not yet. Most major retailers would have you believe that you need to get a jump on your holiday shopping, but you’ve got plenty of time. Instead, give Thanksgiving its due. It’s not just an occasion for food and football, but also an opportunity to be with family and friends. How often do you get to spend quality time with your in-laws? Or debate politics and theology with your uncle? Or be reminded by your aunt that she only eats gluten-free? Or to learn about the inhumane treatment of turkeys thanks to your cousin? Or to watch your nephew shove garden peas up his nose at the kids’ table for hours on end?
Of course, if, midway through your meal, you find yourself overcome by the spirit of the holidays and the uncontrollable desire to go on a spending spree to buy gifts for all of the loved ones gathered in your home, then, by all means, feel free to pick up a few JustinBoundz Christmas cards while you’re out.